Which is actually faster... JavaScript strings which are wrapped in Apostrophes or Quotes....

"IS THIS FASTER"

'OR IS THIS FASTER'

I really wouldn't be asking this if someone didn't mention to me a long time ago that it actually made a difference in php... One of them being parsed slightly faster than the other...

does it make a difference or is this the dumbest question you've heard in a long time...?

As far as I know there's no execution inside of double quotes in Javascript like there is in PHP, I would think it doesn't make a difference which is used speedwise.

In any event, the browser will never have hundreds or thousands of connections going at a single moment like a webserver does, any difference there could be is likely to be completely unnoticable in a "real" application.